Friday, 26 September 2008
Wednesday, 24 September 2008
Clay Aiken: "Yes, I'm Gay"

Clay Aiken poses for the cover of People Magazine with son Parker Foster, who apparently was his inspiration for telling the whole truth.
According to Clay ""I cannot raise a child to lie or to hide things".
Well not really much of shocker, I know Kathy "Life on the D'List" Griffin is wondering what all the fuss is about...
Saturday, 6 September 2008
How to be a leading Hollywood Player when you're Lazy - As told by Ricky Gervais..

Funny stuff..
Don't forget to check out his new flick this month - GHOST TOWN.
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The Best Advice Is: Be in charge. Then you can do anything. If you're not in charge, always play characters who have your haircut. That saves an hour in the morning. No wigs, no beards. Forget it. I had to wear a beard for one day. Ridiculous. Forty minutes. No. My haircut: ten minutes. And don't choose ridiculous costumes. Choose normal clothes. Ordinary trousers, ordinary shoes that you can put on yourself. Costume: five minutes. Hair and makeup: ten minutes. That's it. No costumes. No wigs. Own haircut.
Two: Do your own accent. You don't want to have vocal coaching. Don't do anything that needs skill. If there's a scene and it says " . . . rides a horse," say, "You do not need me to ride that horse." Because you'll have to learn how to ride a horse. That could take, like, two weeks. Too busy. Too much trouble.
Three: Always say that your character should be sitting down. Don't ever be standing at the beginning of a scene. So if it starts off, "There's a knock at the door, you get up and answer the door," you'll be up and down for eight hours. Convince them that you should sit there and say, "Come in." When we were filming Ghost Town, I tried to convince the director, David Koepp, that we should do a remake of Ironside together. It's the old TV drama with Raymond Burr as a detective in a wheelchair. Also, I've always wanted to play someone in a coma. Just comes out of it at the end. I was really jealous of Colin Farrell when I found out that Phone Booth was shot in just 16 days. Some of it, he was sitting on the floor of the telephone box. One location, sitting down.
Four: If there are long and complicated monologues, cut them. Say, "I don't think I'd say that." No one will think you're being lazy; it comes across as integrity.
So if any directors are reading this, I will work every day. I will give it my all. I will give it everything. I will give you 100 percent between the hours of, say, eight and six. And that's from pickup to wrap. If it's, like, two miles away, you can't go, "You'll be picked up at six, it'll be over at eight." You're having a laugh. My pickup is no earlier than seven-thirty. I'm not a maniac. I have to be wrapped by six. Five-day weeks. I only shoot in London and New York. No night shoots. No wigs. No nudity--that's more for the general public's sake as opposed to mine. And let's not go on and on with it. Let's try to keep it under five, six weeks. So, Spielberg--your move.
Tuesday, 10 June 2008
50 Pence - In the PUB... Brit Version
Love it..
"Go on luv, it's ma birthday"
Friday, 7 March 2008
Once Upon A Time...
Thank you Lila..
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl said"NO!" and the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping, dancing, traveling, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had all the hot water to herself.
She went to the theater, never watched sports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
The End!
Sunday, 24 February 2008
Cha Cha @ McDonalds / DJ Casper
I have to "move" everything this commercial comes on, yeah "I'm lovin it"
AND for all of you who remember the original... "Cha cha real real smooth"
Cha Cha Slide - Dj Casper
Tuesday, 19 February 2008
Wednesday, 13 February 2008
Gary Coleman's secret wedding

Former 'Diff’rent Strokes' star Gary Coleman has revealed he got married on a Nevada mountain top last August to 22-year-old actress Shannon Price.
“Nobody was around but the minister, preacher, the videographers, the photographer, the helicopter pilot and us,” said 40-year-old Coleman, who played the role of Arnold in the popular series.
Price, who is 5ft 7in, said her 4ft 8in husband’s height was no problem: “That doesn’t really matter to me. He was 10 feet tall to me because he was sweet and I really liked his personality.”
Coleman speak exclusively to INSIDE EDITION about the marriage.
Friday, 1 February 2008
Bill Cosby To Put Out Rap Album

Bill Cosby - a staunch critic of some rap music - is set to release a Hip-Hop album called State of Emergency, which will be a sanitized, issue-oriented CD.
Sources told AllHipHop.com that the actor, comedian and philanthropist will address issues like proper parenting, teen pregnancy, drug abuse, Black-on-Black crime and the dropout rate in America’s high schools.
Cosby’s album will not contain any profane language, nor will it offer any denigrating comments towards women.
State of Emergency would be the 35th album for the legendary comedian, actor, who released his first album Bill Cosby is a Very Funny Fellow in 1963.Read full feature HERE
Monday, 14 January 2008
The Office to get Chilean re-make

Chile is the first Latin country to purchase the rights to the sitcom in an agreement which has confirmed its status as the most successful British TV series ever made.
The original show is screened in over 90 different countries and it has been re-made in France, Germany and the U.S. and now the BBC have allowed Chilecorte TV's Canal 13 to follow suit.
Gervais, 46, is delighted that the programme has been so well-received abroad and is convinced there is no stopping the show He says, "We stopped making The Office in 2003. The rest of the world didn't. I won't be happy until I have seen an Inuit doing David Brent's (the series' main character) dance."
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I LUURVE The Office, for those who haven't seen the Btitish version, you're missing out. Well done Ricky..
Thursday, 20 September 2007
Condom Fashion Show in China
Shout out to Nikki Jones for forwarding this to me..

Condoms of all shapes and sizes were used to make dresses, hats and even lollipops. Models fought through extravagant soap bubble special effects to show off tight-fitting wedding gowns, scaly-looking evening dresses, outrageous bikinis and other garments made entirely of condoms.
The show was held at the Fourth China Reproductive Health New Technologies and Products Expo and organized by China's largest condom manufacturer, Guilin Latex Factory, to promote the use of condoms in the fight against HIV/AIDS. It also marked World Population Day, organized annually by the U.N. Population Fund.
Sunday, 16 September 2007
50 on Britney - He's a sweetheart really....

HOST: What did you think of Britney's performance?
50 CENT: Good, the production was good..
LOL, what a tactful young gentleman.. Anyhoo, check out the IOL story below where 50 defends Brit re Kanye's rant, too funny.
Rapper 50 Cent has hit back at Kanye West for criticising Britney Spears' lacklustre performance at the MTV Video Music Awards, insisting the hip-hop star should not take out his anger on the troubled singer.
West recently slammed MTV's decision to let Spears open Sunday's awards ceremony ahead of himself, claiming the Toxic hitmaker was "not ready" to make her pop comeback.
But 50 Cent believes West is just jealous of all the attention Spears has been receiving.
He tells American DJ Ryan Seacrest: "(West) was upset, he's not used to being recognised. Period.
"Kanye expressed that he felt that Britney shouldn't be actually opening the show - almost like he forgot that Britney Spears sold 50 million records. She did.
"He is not thinking about her full body of work. She deserved to headline the show better than anybody else that was on it - even in the state that she is in."
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